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[Dec. 25th, 2009|08:35 pm] |
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| If you liked the last thread of bad jokes... |
[Dec. 23rd, 2009|10:20 am] |
Here's another one. (Yes, it's a TVTropes link, but it's not a terribly dangerous one. Mostly bad jokes, very few references.
At the zoo, a group of porpoises were telling the visiting kids to do all kinds of bad things. After a talk with the zookeeper, they promised to be nice if he would bring them some mynah birds. The zookeeper agreed, so he walked past a sleeping lion to get some mynahs. On the way back, he was stopped by a police officer who arrested him for transporting mynahs across a sedate lion for immoral porpoises. |
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| A random comment worth sharing |
[Dec. 22nd, 2009|10:28 am] |
This was posted on TVTropes, and I just had to share it:
If I understand this correctly: you can use Contact Other Plane to contact a deity. If a deity used it, there's a chance he might contact himself. Any time the spell is used there's a percentage chance that the deity lies, so he might end up lying to himself. |
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